Last day of school - 2011

Last day of 2nd grade - Mrs. Zwick - love her!
Lea was on the honor roll every semester - way to go. We are so proud of you!

After Lucas' preschool graduation, we went over to see Lea on her last day. They had a fabulous party and since their class was right next to the computer lab, the computer teacher set up Toy Story 3 for them to watch while they ate.

I was amazed at the classroom - the computers, the keyboard commands on the wall - a far cry from the computers we used in 2nd grade, if we even did. All we got to play was the Oregon Trail - I never made it to Oregon. Always died of malaria or some other horrible disease.
And don't even get me started on the horrible Macs we had to use in high school. Those were so frustrating for me.
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!

Going to jail

 Several times in the last month, Lucas has asked what jail is like. Horrible, terrible, worst place of your life. You get to take nothing with you. Not even my toys? Not even your toys.
Not even my clothes? Not even your clothes and in AZ, they make you wear pink underwear.

So luckily to satisfy their curiosity, our ward was going on a tour of the local police station. Happens to be the one our hometeacher works at - he works nights though.

 In front of a holding cell the size of a bathroom with only a bench. The cop giving the tour said - I'd look and take picture in front of it, but I would definitely NOT go inside......just imagine all the filth in there.....ew! I practically had to bribe them to stand there - jail was not cool. (especially with the dying cockroach on the floor)

 Climbing through the back of a police SUV - she did clean it before the kids went through, but suggested we use hand sanitizer again. Only way to ride in a police car is in the back - either as a felon or if your car breaks down. Just depends on if you need to be handcuffed or not.

 Lea, Abbey and Morghan - the seats were plastic - easy clean up. Again.ew.

 sweet seats!

 She turned the lights on - the siren came on in  few minutes - everyone had their ears covered.

These next two pictures crack me up - there was not a single cop in the station and she wanted to find some to take pictures with. (It was lunch time) These cops came walking in with some detectives and you could tell they were looking for another entrance - seeing 30 kids will do that to you..... But they were good sports and came to take pictures and hand out Jr. Police Officer badges.

  Lucas & Officer Byrd

Abbey and Officer Johnson (Lea refused to have her picture taken with them)

Scripture power

I need to redeem my son from his last moment of insanity. :)

I was putting together some pictures in a quiet book - okay not quiet, but a 'Sunday-please-try-to-not-disturb-the-whole-ward-just-those-closest-to-us' book.

I was putting in this picture:

Lucas leans over and says 'Hey, I learned about that before'

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And because I teach the same lessons as his class, just a class older, I knew they had just had this lesson 3 weeks ago - which is a VERY.LONG.TIME. in little boy world.

'oh yeah?'

Yeah, that's Nephi and they have a special compass but it only works when they are good.

Nephi's brothers were bad and they tied him up. Nephi said a prayer to Heavenly Father and his brothers untied him.

me: 'What happened when Nephi was tied up?'

The waves went all crazy, like this: (he hopped up off the couch, put his hands together, waved them back and forth and wiggled his body like crazy waves move)

(A proud moment for a mom, a primary teacher and proof he really does listen......sometimes) :)

Love you Lucas, you'll be a great missionary!

Super fast!

Lucas (excited, scared and shocked!)

Mom! (quick steps to my side)

Some poop, just came out, whoosh! alot!

Super fast.

'It's okay - did you wash your hands?'

yes.

'Did you flush the toilet?'

(silence).........lemme, go check. (runs away, toilet slam)

yes!

'okay good'

June is gonna be a good month.

My BIGGEST LOSER :)

One of our favorite and probably only reality TV shows is The Biggest Loser - it changes peoples lives for the better and yes there is a prize for winning, but these people need serious help. Not just weight issues, but dealing with traumatic situations and are now coping with food. I find myself tearing up over most episodes and on a rare occasion have seen Jeff tear up. hehe - don't tell him I wrote that. :)

At the end of May 2010, The Biggest Loser was coming to our little town of Laveen to do a taping of the first episode for this Fall 2010. They wanted people to come and work out with one of the trainers (Bob or Jillian) and just be part of the experience. My friend Sharree was going and dragging Erin along, but I was not really up for an intense workout being preggo and all. So I volunteered Jeff to go. :) Saturday morning, Jeff met up with 4 women and joined the background for the Biggest Loser and Red team. A few highlights from the experience: I wish I could have gone and Jeff had nothing but excellent things to say about these 4 women he attended with - although he did mention he'd seen enough of the women's "pocket" to last a life time..........you know that special place you store your keys, chapstick, credit cards, etc when you don't have a purse and are in workout clothes.... :)

 Sharree, Erin, Jami

 Erin, Sione, Jami, Erin

 Mrs. Vincent, Sione, Ali Vincent (winner!)

 Sione signing Michelle's shirt

 My hot husband and Sione

 Alison Sweeney - host

 Alison & Ali

 BOB!!!!! :)

 Sharree rocking the squats - getting compliments and props from Bob for not moving the entire time even though they had to start over several times. Sharree held strong - she's amazing!

 Sharree and Bob Harper

 The contestants had to run a mile and everyone there got to run with them. Sharree was the pace for Jeff and he was able to keep up with her.

 Way to go guys!! Sharree, Erin, Michelle, Jami, Jeff

girls night

Boys went camping. check.

Little boy has been packed for 3 weeks.

Girls do nails, eat ice cream and watch princess movie. check, check, check.

Boys come home because little boy ate: 

2 bags of chips

QT soda

granola bar

(and that was just on the 2 hour ride)

ate dinner: beans, chili and something else that sounded awful together.

Then s'mores - 5!!!

Told Dad: "Can I go to bed? I should have been in bed a long time ago."

Dad goes to bed, hears waterfall.......again. and again.

Little boy still sleeping, but puking in his sleep. (just threw up a little myself)

Dad cleans up the boy as best he could, put him in the car, cleaned up the rest as best he could. 

Tossed it in the car and came home......not a check.

Oh well - a story we lived to tell and can laugh about now.

Blurry, but still cute

Just practicing for the paparazzi - thanks ammo

'Unhappily Ever After'

yum!