To whom it may concern:
I'd like a door that closes without smashing fingers. I'm getting tired of saying "CLOSE THE DOOR!" and hearing "Why?" "For the same reason I told you that last 4 THOUSAND TIMES in the past 30 seconds." Also needs to have bug zapping ability to keep the bugs out where they belong.
I'd also like my next child to be a little less Risencrazy and a little more Sorensen calm. I'm not sure I can handle any more chaos, tempers and endless amounts of energy........
Last but not least, I'd like a self-cleaning kitchen. One that doesn't involve myself as the self part.
Signed,
Tired, cranky and in desperate need of a long undisturbed nap :)
PS: My birthday is next week!!!
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they should have back doors like our van doors, except instead of pushing a button it should act on voice command. When we say "CLOSE THE FREAKIN' DOOR!!!" it closes automatically.
And it only obeys OUR voice commands so WE get to see if they really need to come inside or if they are opening the door just to open the %^&* door.
That shouldn't be that hard right?
Same thing with the kitchen,Star Trek style,
"computer clean kitchen."
"computer spank butt."
"computer smack husband."
"Computer scrub pee off toilet."
Or for Lucas
"computer mop pee off floor."
I like this world, let's go live there.
Can I be your neighbor in that world. I don't think life would be worth living there if I didn't have Alison and Erin as my neighbors.
me too! AMEN. For your birthday I will take your kids. let me know. Seriously. I will take them ALL day if you want me to. You can have a day for yourself. Full of naps and anything that Ms. Alison wants.
My birthday is next week too...lets run away!
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